Or perhaps it is just me . . .

Okay, I have done enough short answer surveys to fill many lousy boring evenings to feel ready to fill out a stupid survey with brutally honest answers.

BASICS

• Name: Michelle Renee Henry, but have told people at various times that my name was Kimberly or Cleo-Madeline Fabre.


• Date of Birth: November 18, 1980


• Birthplace: Living in Naperville, born at Central DuPage Hosp. in Winfield.


• Current Location: Back in Naperville, living in the same house that I will hopefully die in.


• Eye Color: Hazel (Green/brown)


• Hair Color: Brunette w/ blond highlights.


• Height: 5'4" though I feel much taller


• Heritage: Scottish, English, Danish, German, Italian, Irish and who really knows on my biological father's side of the family.


• Piercings: Ears. Wanted my eyebrow pierced in high school but don't regret it now.


• Tattoos: No. My older brother swore we would get tattoos together and then he went without me. So, now I refuse to get a tattoo.

FAVORITES

• Band: U2


• Singer: Bob Dylan (that is the only musical concert I want to see. I would go with anyone to see Bob Dylan live again!)


• Song: The Fray's "How to Save a Life." It feels so personal I can't really listen to it with other people in the room.


• Movies: Overboard, Sound of Music, Edward Scissorhands and North & South.


• Disney Movie: Cinderella, but Little Mermaid is a close second.


• TV show: King of the Hill or The Office


• Food: Seafood (Lobster, crab and fresh fish)


• Pizza topping: Spinach and mushrooms


• Ice-Cream Flavor: Chocolate & Peanut Butter


• Drink (alcoholic): Pomengranate Martini


• Soda: Cherry Coke


• Store: JC PenneyClothing


• Brand: The Gap


• Shoe Brand: Rocket Dog


• Season: Fall/Winter


• Month: December


• Holiday/Festival: Christmas


• Flower: Oriental Day Lillys


• Make-Up Item: Lip gloss


• Board game: Scattergories but will play anything. I am a board game slut.

THIS OR THAT

• Sunny or rainy: Rainy


• Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate


• Fruit or veggie: Fruit (watermelon and apples are my favs)


• Night or day: Day


• Sour or sweet: Sweet


• Love or money: Both. I like to say I married for love the first time around and if I have to miss him for the rest of my life I might as well marry for money. haha! Seriously though I'd rather be self-sufficient


• Phone or in person: In person


• Looks or personality: Personality


• Coffee or tea: Tea, how I love tea


• Hot or cold: Cold. I cannot wait for snow!


• Your:Goal for this year: Keep on breathing. It's been working for me thus far


• Most missed memory: Being with Kevin


• Best physical feature: I love my hands


• First thought waking up: I miss Kevin beside me


• Hypothetical personality disorder: Depression, Obsessive-compulsive, anal rententive, schizophrenic, cholostrophobia. Of course, not all of those are strictly "hypothetical" for me


• Preferred type of plastic surgery: Breast reduction, then mole removal, then eye correction surgery.


• Sesame street alter ego: Grover - strange, silly and kind of scary


• Fairytale alter ego: Cinderella (love to clean and organize, talk to animals and sing to myself.)


• Most stupid remark: "I stole your grill because I felt like you loved it more than me, and I wanted you to hurt the way that I hurt."


• Worst crime:Stole a cheese wheel from Eagle and split the whole thing with Sarah D. on the way home. Nothing like chronic cheese breath to teach you a lesson.


• Greatest ambition: Starting a happy stable family that I could care for and be there for when they needed me.


• Greatest fear: Living with no security and constant change, disappointing my daughter and waiting too long to bring myself back to Kevin.


• Darkest secret: I think about killng myself a lot and how nice it would be to know I would be right next to my love for all eternitty. I miss him so FUCKING much.


• Favorite subject: Fiction / Health & Fitness


• Strangest received gift: Dildo (AWKWARD)


• Worst habit: Spacing out

DO YOU:

• Smoke: No


• Drink: Occasionally - trying to make myself drink more.


• Curse: Sometimes (see above)


• Shower daily: Whenever I can


• Like thunderstorms: One of the few things that make life worth living.


• Dance in the rain: Again, being able to dance in rainstorms makes it feel like one more day of life could be worth it.


• Sing: I adore singing when my TMJ isn't so bad.


• Play an instrument: Violen


• Get along with your parents: For the most part


• Wish on stars: Yes


• Believe in fate: Yes


• Believe in love at first sight: Yes

CAN YOU:

• Drive: Yes


• Sew: No


• Cook: Yes, and getting better all of the time


• Speak another language: No :0(


• Dance: Yes


• Sing: Yes


• Touch your nose with your tongue: No


• Whistle: Yes


• Curl your tongue: Yes

HAVE YOU EVER:

• Been Drunk: Yes


• Been Stoned/High: Biggest regret of my life


• Eaten Sushi: Yes, what's all the fuss about?


• Been in Love: Yes, the best kind and the worst kind


• Skipped school: No


• Made prank calls: Yes, again and again to the same man whose answering machine said he was on vacation. Then one day his wife picked up and scared the daylights out of me.


• Sent someone a love letter: Yes, too many times! Poor Caton . . .


• Stolen something: Cheese


• Cried yourself to sleep: When do I not cry myself to sleep?

Other Questions:

• What annoys you most in a person? Negative attitude or argumentative


• Are you right or left handed? Lefty


• What is your bedtime? It varies, but mostly 11 to midnight?


• Name three things you can't live without: Gloria, Laptop and Car.


• What is the color of your room? Bland beige


• Do you have any siblings? 4 siblings and 4 siblings-in-law


• Do you have any pets? One beautiful cat


• Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Never. I would kill myself over much smaller number before killing someone else.


• What is you middle name? Renee and I love it


• What are your nicknames? Chell-belle, Sugar Booger, Mitch, Mickey-Loo, The ugly one next to the hot one.


• Are you for or against gay marriage? For gay having equal legal rights/ against performing wedding ceremonies for same sex couples. They should have equal legal standing and tax breaks like married people, but with a government term instead a religious term like marriage.


• What are your thoughts on abortion? I am primarily pro-life, though I do not condemn women who have had to make such a miserable decision. I am Pro-Compassion as well.


• Do you have a crush on anyone? No, unless you count fictional tv characters like Jim from The Office.


• Are you afraid of the dark? Honestly terrified.


• How do you want to die? Just get it over with already.


• What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Ten


• Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes, definitely


• What is the last law you've broken? Parked for an hour in a 30 minutes spot.

In a Member of the Opposite Sex:

• Hair color: Doesn't matter


• Eye color: Doesn't matter


• Height: 5'11" or taller


• Weight: Lanky/ Slender


• Most important physical feature: Smile, dressed nicely.


• Biggest turn-off: Swearing, crude jokes, and Smoking

There you go everyone. Perhaps I will add later installments so you can get to know my innermost being through a series of fill in the blank questions. Is it just that once we are out of school we can't live without the thrill of filling in blanks? There is just something about that action that is fulfilling. I mean, MADD LIBBS, email surveys, return addresses, applications of any kind get me excited. Or perhaps it is just me . . .